Do you remember how excited you were as a kid when your birthday came around? A slice of cake with sprinkles, a round of pin the tail on the donkey with friends, ferociously tearing into an endless bounty of presents – who could contain all that excitement?! Fast forward to adulthood. Now, the only thing that excites you about your birthday is the free coffee you’ll get at Starbucks and the stale timbits your co-workers brought in to work for you. Well, we’re here to tell ya that it needn’t be this way, friends!

To help show you what we mean, we’ve rounded up 13 awesome adult birthday ideas guaranteed to kick-off the anniversary of your existence in style! Grab a group of friends, enjoy that coffee, feast on what’s left of those timbits, and read on!


iFLY

2007 Winston Park Dr, Oakville, ON L6H 6P5
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Ever wanted to experience the thrill of sky diving without any of the risk? iFLY Toronto Indoor Skydiving has the solution! With their innovative technology designed to defy the laws of gravity in their giant indoor wind tunnel, you can now enjoy the free-falling portion of sky-diving without the whole threat of plummeting-to-the-earth-at-terminal-velocity thing. Suitable for up to 12 people, select from three of their available party packages. Everything is provided, including professional photos and videos, so you only need to bring yourself and up to 11 of your pals! 


Sky Zone

45 Esandar Dr #1A, Toronto, ON M4G 4C5

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Who says physical exercise can’t be fun?! Located in Leaside just off Laird, SkyZone delivers wall-to-wall trampolines for endless aerial fun and games suitable for the young (and competitive) at heart! Sky joust, foam dives, sky climb, and fusion ultimate dodge-ball are just some of the heart pounding programs available at their massive facility. With their friendly and accommodating staff to help you rent a party room (or the entire facility), your b-day will undoubtedly be remembered among your peers – particularly if you smash them in the face.

BATL Axe Grounds

33 Villiers St, Toronto, ON M5A 1A9

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If you prefer something a little more grounded, why not check out BATL Axe Grounds to host your bad-ass birthday bash? Whether you choose to fulfill your fantasy as viking, lumberjack, or serial killer, there’s nothing quite as satisfying as burying a blade deep inside a good ‘ol plank of wood. With three locations in Toronto and many more across Canada, BATL is open 7 days a week for private axe throwing events. Event packages include 1 to 3 hours of throwing, music, food and private space for fit your party’s needs.


Brass Vixens

577 Yonge St, Toronto, ON M4Y 1Z2

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Looking for another way to strut your stuff among friends? Why not try out a pole dancing class! Brass Vixens is one of the largest pole dance and fitness communities in Canada with four studios in the GTA. Whether it be a bachelorette, a divorce, a graduation, a birthday party – or just-because – no party is too big or too small for the Brass Vixens! Pole dancing’s too PG for you? Turn up the heat with lap dance parties, chair dance parties, burlesque parties, and plenty more good fun – make it rain!


Dave and Busters

120 Interchange Way, Concord, ON L4K 5C3

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One can never go wrong with a classic venue like Dave and Busters! This family-friendly chain, with one of it’s two Ontario locations in Vaughan, is an excellent spot to eat, drink, and play all night long, particularly if you yearn for re-living some childhood arcade nostalgia. With loads of gaming options including billiards, bowling, dance dance revolution, and virtual reality, D&B is a surefire crowd-pleaser. Unsure of where to start? Don’t worry, they have in-house planners to help you construct the perfect night. If you’re particularly popular, you can even rent out the entire venue for up to 2,000 of your closest friends… Can I come?


Booze Cruises

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Don’t get us wrong, we’re all for drinking responsibly, but booze cruise is just so much more catchy than party on a boat. Speaking of which, you’ll want to check out Toronto’s best party on a boat venues fully equipped and ready to show you and your friends a great time! Enjoy dinner, dancing, live DJ, an array of wines and spirits, the list goes on! Be sure to brush up on your pirate talk well in advance – the crew loves it when ye scurvy, drunken, landlubbers do dat.


Spin

461 King St W, Toronto, ON M5V 1K4

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SPiN Toronto offers 12,000 square ft of ping pong glory in the heart of downtown Toronto! Located in the entertainment district, this club boasts 2 fully licensed bars, 12 ping pong tables, a full food menu, 2 DJ booths, and full A/V capabilities. There’s also plenty of space for up to 350 guests! You can book the entire venue or one of its 4 available areas for you and your pals – plenty of space to unleash your inner competitiveness.


Ballroom

145 John St, Toronto, ON M5V 2E4

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The Ballroom, conveniently located in the Toronto Entertainment District, is a humongous venue space, boasting over 23,500 square feet of bowling goodness! Spread over two floors, and accommodating up to 900 guests, this is the exclusive downtown destination for a night of drinking, dancing and bowling. Complete with in-house restaurant menu, a wide variety of cocktails, and super fun games, it’s kinda like bowling as a kid, except now you probably suck.


Ripley’s Aquarium

288 Bremner Blvd, Toronto, ON M5V 3L9

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Perhaps the magical wonders of the sea is more your bag? Ripley’s Aquarium of Canada has you covered with it’s exotic sights and serene surroundings. Perfect for birthdays, this popular landmark destination houses 10 different galleries of aquatic life for you and your pals to explore. You and up to 40 of your friends can enjoy this Aquarium’s private event space for up to 3 hours…And yes, they do serve alcohol.


Escape Room

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Who isn’t into being thrown into a random room, locked up, and then forced to solve puzzles, all while time ticks away?! Whether your setting of choice be a medieval dungeon, cursed Egyptian crypt, or foreboding ancient temple, your job is simple: gather a few party pals and escape the room by solving as many puzzles as possible using nothing but your wits!


Medieval Times

10 Dufferin St, Toronto, ON M6K 3C3

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Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s… something ending in 9. Enter Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament – the perfect outlet to cheer for the untimely demise of your enemy knights all while feasting callously like a highborn noble. Located at Exhibition place, you’ll undoubtedly be impressed by the feats of athleticism and skill: jousting, swordplay, falconry, equestrian entertainment. With 3 different birthday packages to choose from, Medieval Times has you covered with VIP seating, a VIP lanyard, priority access, and many more exclusive treats for your special day. It’s like UFC on steroids, but.. oh wait.


Bar + Karaoke Lounge

360 Yonge St, Toronto, ON M5B 1S5

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Ever felt the need to bust out your favourite 90’s era performance all while mildly inebriated? Do it in the comfort of one of the many private rooms of the Bar + Karaoke Lounge! With their three different room types suitable to accommodate between 1 and 30 people, this karaoke studio is the perfect choice for stretching out those wind pipes. No noise complaints here, so gather all your besties and unleash your inner Beyonce!


Jays Game

1 Blue Jays Way, Toronto, ON M5V 1J1

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A classic Jays’ game is always a great choice for any baseball lover’s birthday. Celebrate your day at the Rogers Centre cheering for the only Canadian baseball team in the MLB! Group rates are available for a minimum of 20 tickets to a maximum of you name it, so you can quite safely invite anyone you can think of! Added bonus: if you buy at least 40 tickets, you’re entitled to see a complimentary greeting on the video board during the game. Mommy was right – now everyone in town will know just how special you are!


Nightclubs

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What adult birthday list would be complete without including nightclubs! With many popular clubs to choose from – Cube Toronto, Toybox, The Everleigh, and Rebel just to name a few, it’s a great place to round up friends and get your b-day dance on!